PUT YOUR WADERS ON

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blog·shite | \ ˈbläɡ-ˌshīt

noun

  1. The digital excrement left behind by gig-economy algorithms and offshore template farms.

  2. That overwhelming pile of useless tech advice and rented software platforms you never actually own

  3. A repository for calling out the absolute worst of the web and other things.

BLOGSHITE.

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." — George Orwell

This is your chance to leave. No hard feelings.

Still here? Fine. Let's introduce ourselves.

I spent eighteen years bent over grooming tables holding animals that didn’t want to be held. It went into my back, my wrists, and my shoulders until the pain was a daily line item. So at 50, I did what any reasonable person would do: I put down the clippers, opened a Linux terminal, and taught myself how to build custom software from scratch.

At 55, I don’t have a computer science degree. I have 57,000 lines of hand-written code, a live agent memory architecture running on an Ubuntu VPS I administer myself, and a deep, burning hatred for the modern internet.

This blog is called BLOGSHITE.

My name is Princess Patty.

If you are looking for generic tech cheerleading, AI hype-cycles, or sanitized corporate prose wrapped in a newsletter template, you are in the wrong pasture.

Put your waders on. Grab a shovel. Let’s get into it.

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